laschiz
highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via greetings)

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via fake-mermaid)

suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

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(via beyoncevevo)

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

(Source: isobelstevenz, via teamrocketing)

intensional:

same

grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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(via fuckah0lic)

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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(Source: toocooltobehipster, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via laschiz)

(Source: sweetmoonbeam17, via laschiz)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

(via laschiz)

bitchyougood:

I would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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(via laschiz)

(Source: vanillish, via laschiz)

bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

(Source: htepotat, via greetings)